Monday, 25 April 2011

Satisfied Customers – it’s always a pleasure

 
While your cat visits with us here
at WHACKO - it will be encouraged
to enjoy a range of stimulating activities.
Therapeutic games, designed to awaken it's
natural fun-loving instincts - that all cats will enjoy.
 
 
These many images of contentment
on the faces of our satisfied
and pampered patrons
is reward enough
for us here
at
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
So if you would like to see your cat as happy
as these plainly are, then don't wait
a second longer - pick up the
phone and call us here
 
on
 
'1100 - NINE LIVES GONE'
 
 
 
'Serving up cats since 1788'
 
 
We hate all cats, kittens, and Ocelots.
 
'Not  a n o t h e r  damn ocelot Penny, pass me the air gun'
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Here's a little song about one
of our favourite Chinese Restaurants.
 
The Peking Moon - and it's specialty dish that's
always a popular choice with the staff here at WHACKO.
 
 
 
 
 
 
And don't forget
if you can't get by to see us
Penny & I are always happy to call
over and pay a special visit to your place
 
It's just another one of the things
we love to do for cats.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Because we are
 
 

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

Let's make our position clear



 


 
‘There can be only one’






 
Faxing cats is quite OK

 
 


‘We would like to call around and visit your cat’
 






 
BECAUSE WE'RE



 
There goes one of those damn Ocelots now..
 
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W.H.A.C.K.O.
 
OFFICIAL CHARTER
Botany Bay Chapter
No 229
 
 
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'Captain Rodney'
Chapter President
 
 
PennyLaying
 Penelope Field
Hon. Secretary, Treasurer
Club Enforcer
 
 
W.H.A.C.K.O
(Established 1788)
 
We Hate All Cats Kittens & Ocelots
(Ocelots in particularly now that we think about it)

Annual Membership Subscriptions are now due
so if you're completely WHACKO then send ocelots of money to us

(Well I'll be damned if that's not another one)
 
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This is another Public Service message brought to you from thedogpaddler.com
 
 
 
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We here at WHACKO are
pleased to be able to offer to you
the benefit of our FREE Cat Minding Service.
 
 
If you are feeling tired and worn out from incessant purring
if you need a well earned break from the fur-balls and scratching
then Penny & I can help you find some long overdue peace & quiet.
Send your cat to us – we know how to look after cats properly.
 
 
 
We will instruct your cat, using proven training methods.
 
 
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It will be bathed tenderly by caring hands.
 
 
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And spoiled by our gourmet chefs.
 
 
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We will even teach your cat some new tricks.
 
 
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So don’t delay a moment longer
we’re waiting for your cat.
 
 
 
W. H. A. C. K. O.
Re-educating cats since 1788.
 
 
 
 
 
Dammit Penny – there’s another one of those Ocelots
 
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