While your cat visits with us here at WHACKO - it will be encouraged to enjoy a range of stimulating activities. Therapeutic games, designed to awaken it's natural fun-loving instincts - that all cats will enjoy. These many images of contentment on the faces of our satisfied and pampered patrons is reward enough for us here at So if you would like to see your cat as happy as these plainly are, then don't wait a second longer - pick up the phone and call us here on '1100 - NINE LIVES GONE' 'Serving We hate all cats, kittens, and Ocelots. 'Not a n o t h e r damn ocelot Penny, pass me the air gun' Here's a little song about one of our favourite Chinese Restaurants. The Peking Moon - and it's specialty dish that's always a popular choice with the staff here at WHACKO. And don't forget if you can't get by to see us Penny & I are always happy to call over and pay a special visit to your place It's just another one of the things we love to do for cats. Because we are |
Monday, 25 April 2011
Satisfied Customers – it’s always a pleasure
Tuesday, 19 April 2011
Let's make our position clear
‘There can be only one’
Faxing cats is quite OK
‘We would like to call around and visit your cat’
BECAUSE WE'RE
There goes one of those damn Ocelots now..
W.H.A.C.K.O.
OFFICIAL CHARTER
Botany Bay Chapter
No 229
'Captain Rodney'
Chapter President
Penelope Field
Hon. Secretary, Treasurer
Hon. Secretary, Treasurer
Club Enforcer
W.H.A.C.K.O
(Established 1788)
(Established 1788)
We Hate All Cats Kittens & Ocelots
(Ocelots in particularly now that we think about it)
Annual Membership Subscriptions are now due
so if you're completely WHACKO then send ocelots of money to us
(Well I'll be damned if that's not another one)
(Ocelots in particularly now that we think about it)
Annual Membership Subscriptions are now due
so if you're completely WHACKO then send ocelots of money to us
(Well I'll be damned if that's not another one)
This is another Public Service message brought to you from thedogpaddler.com
We here at WHACKO are
pleased to be able to offer to you
the benefit of our FREE Cat Minding Service.
If you are feeling tired and worn out from incessant purring
if you need a well earned break from the fur-balls and scratching
then Penny & I can help you find some long overdue peace & quiet.
Send your cat to us – we know how to look after cats properly.
We will instruct your cat, using proven training methods.
It will be bathed tenderly by caring hands.
And spoiled by our gourmet chefs.
We will even teach your cat some new tricks.
So don’t delay a moment longer
we’re waiting for your cat.
W. H. A. C. K. O.
Re-educating cats since 1788.
‘Dammit Penny – there’s another one of those Ocelots
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